FOX News: Gutfeld
5/5/2024 3:44am
... ask your provider for me, cologuard. a story in 5 words. greg: story in 5 words. biden ally japan xenophobic. tyrus in a wednesday. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/5/2024 3:37am
... a legend. a puppeteer in brooklyn. that's were you hired. talk to yourself not made. tyrus it's like putting a onesie on a machine gun. it's still a machine gun. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/5/2024 3:17am
... greg: all right tyrus. are you a hammock? [ laughter ] i will make 1 out of you and ...
FOX News: The Five
5/4/2024 9:57am
... it's time now for one more thing and greg goes first. oh, what >> whaa show. we have the angels.ge shannon bream and toddl, pyr kat timpf. tyrus. that's tonight. my favorite segment by my way, ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/4/2024 7:54am
... miliar.s inn said tyrus. arriv i learned about the birds and the bees from the one legged biker lady named claire. that'm s how.reg: t oh, boy.ha all righty. >> r oh, shipe could do a lot. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/4/2024 7:44am
... words. story in five words. biden ally japan is xenophobic. tyrus in a wednesday's speech, biden labeled our ally japan xenophobicnesday for not acceptg immigrants, comparing them to china and russimigrantsa. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/4/2024 7:17am
... arreall right, here's tyrus. are you a hammock guy? i backpack. ...
FOX News: The Five
5/4/2024 4:58am
... shannon bream, pod pyro kat timpf tyrus. that's tonight, my favorite segment, by the way, going to be a big new show anyway. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/4/2024 2:45am
... tyrus in a wednesday. biden labelled our ally japan xenophobic for not accepting immigrants comparing them to china and russia. is this proof biden can see anything, not remember it and have no consequences? thanks to him xbox will be ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/4/2024 2:37am
... that's were you hired. talk to yourself not made. tyrus it's like putting a onesie on a machine gun. it's still a machine gun. literally last week the same ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/4/2024 2:17am
... greg: all right tyrus. are you a hammock? [ laughter ] i will make 1 out of you and ...
FOX News: The Five
5/3/2024 9:57pm
... it's time for one more things. greg goes first. what a show tonight. we have the angel, shannon bream. to the pyro, tyrus, cat tim, my ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/3/2024 7:29am
... tyrus. tyrus, i take my first amendment rights more seriouslyi than, i guess, all important, solid gold boardsou. that's what i suggest they pay. i'm just confused. they. law we had to study law for show.dy where's the laughs at? ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/3/2024 2:53am
... the rights have better chains and it draws, tyrus, a study using ai facial recognition found that conservatives tend to have a larger lower faces. or like i would like to call it, stronger draws. do you think this is true? ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/3/2024 2:38am
... weren't counting that money already because it's 871, not looking so good lately. sue and that's disgusting. greg: all right tyrus stood ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/3/2024 2:29am
... tyrus? i take my first amendment rights more seriously i guess. greg: solid gold cornhole wards, that's what i suggest they pay. i'm confused, at a know we had to study law for comedy show [ laughter ] where are the labs that? listen, i think they should have ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
5/3/2024 2:12am
... greg: and he uses his head when he's pummeling to the left, comedian and former wnba -- world champion, tyrus. [ cheering and applause ] greg: always pleasant to have you on the shown. ...
FOX News: The Five
5/2/2024 9:59pm
... carolla, kat timpf, tyrus. that's a banger. judge jeanine: that's a lot of guests. greg: let's do this greg's nosey neighbor news. i don't like it when my neighbors are looking in my yard seeing what i'm up to, making a ...
FOX News: The Five
5/2/2024 9:27pm
... he should've just said, this is the issue at hand, and we need to address it head-on. greg, i would be curious, one of the things you said a few weeks ago, you talked about these pro -- i don't know why we say pro-hamas. tyrus was on here. if you are hamas, you are a ...
FOX News: The Five
4/30/2024 4:59am
... show for you. winston marshall. you are an idiot. it's marshall. is tyrus on tonight? ...
FOX News: The Five
4/29/2024 9:59pm
... winston marshall: kat timpf. jesse: winston march sal less. you spelled the name wrong. greg: it's marshall. is tyrus on tonight? he is on tonight. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/28/2024 3:52am
... cardi b. greg: she's a free-market mind. we would know what's on her mind. that's for sure she could have elizabeth or vp tyrus. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/28/2024 3:51am
... giving birth but first i have to get pregnant. you can't do that one. greg: how dare you like to get pregnant tyrus. she stole mine now i have ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/27/2024 7:51am
... tyrus that stole mine. i have no, i bear witness to of them. i don't know. parts of that party. nod be no babiesd am if we had to have them. nonee. be an audience of one here. what's your bucket list? ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/27/2024 2:52am
... greg: cat. cardi b. greg: she's a free-market mind. we would know what's on her mind. that's for sure she could have elizabeth or vp tyrus. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/27/2024 2:51am
... to get pregnant. you can't do that one. greg: how dare you like to get pregnant tyrus. she stole mine now i have ...
FOX News: The Five
4/26/2024 9:58pm
... shannon: ttime now for 'one more thing.' greg: pete hegseth. vince august. kat timpf, tyrus. tonight at 10:00 p.m. let's do this greg's itchy tortoise news. who knew that tortoises itched but, get. this they have nerve cells on their shells. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/26/2024 7:54am
... yeah. at first tyrus, i thought that wha.t t did to alec baldwin was amazing in the sense that she made him to me. i mean, i felt bad for him. now i realize what the she's. she's worked the system perfectlectly.y. yeah. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/26/2024 7:47am
... because that's what it feels like to me. you know what, tyrus? this is just banking on the the kind of the left-wing ideology o of envy if i can't have it,av neither can you know, this is this gavin newsom did this. okay, listen, i to walkalso ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/26/2024 2:46am
... because that's what it feels like to me. tyrus is this banking on the left wing ideology of it in the if i can't have it neither can you. no this is gavin newsom did ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/26/2024 2:38am
... you're so right this is the best of the best tyrus is so right imagine how long it would take him to assemble a nonblooper reel do you know when ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/26/2024 2:26am
... listen to and read people telling you why they do that's where it gets harmful and also that information can be valuable to have they just don't have any interest in it. greg: wood you like to hear that call tyrus. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/26/2024 2:15am
... absolutist no matter how reprehensible the speeches we have to stop being tempted to allow the government to have control over what we can or can't say. greg: good point tyrus but i go back to the central thing of once you interfere with other ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 7:48am
... disagree with tyrus. thisth t identifies as a dog, go and that's good enough for me. and i. i think it should participatet r and compete in westminster for the competition. riley games will be all madpeope about it, but i say let it live. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 7:37am
... else or go somewhere else that is not that expensive. yeah, tyrus, is the sheen gone from these elite universities? listen, i live in the south,h and, you know, it's nice to be finally recognized, nviting. being tolerant and we inviting. we want all all these smartsmar ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 7:24am
... not a dollar, not even a single . yeah, well, that's it. thank you, tyrus. we have. i mean, we we allow china buy farmland in the united states. our t is aunited s russian netwk ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 7:11am
... times or bad times. are you more cynical ? are you a positive guy? like tyrus is very cerebral, very dickensian of you. i like that. yes. i'm kind of with him. i would say gun was another example that we're like into it . it's hard to be overly rosy these days, though, and i ...
FOX News: Jesse Watters Primetime
4/25/2024 5:00am
... with sports ahead of the summer olympics. parisians take part in 410 minute classes earlier today as par t of a course they rund in the louvre. the activities includeyo a yoga dance, stair climbing and running in different rooms, and none of them will clim t.b in changes. [lau. ght, tyrus, hit it ...
FOX News: The Five
4/25/2024 5:00am
... olympics. parisians take part in 410 minute classes earlier today as par t of a course they rund in the louvre. the activities includeyo a yoga dance, stair climbing and running in different rooms, and none of them will clim t.b in changes. [lau. ght, tyrus, hit it ...
FOX News: The Five
4/25/2024 4:52am
... and ask your doctor if keytruda could be right for you. tyrus: there you go, jesse, that's what we're doing what's the deal with hollywood jerry heineman there sign for called the music business is ...
FOX News: The Five
4/25/2024 4:06am
... matter of principle so let's just put that to better right now thank you tyrus. i expect dana would agree with me that you do not speak for the women at the table butth the important question is this. you've joe bidenas comments on i ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 2:48am
... i just have to again disagree with tyrus this thing identifies as a dog and that is good enough for me and i think at troop a dissipate and compete in westminster see how it goes for the competition. ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 2:11am
... like tyrus is? cerebral of you who kinda with them. i think top gun was another example it's hard to be overly rosy these days i have a bone to pick because i think were a ...
FOX News: Gutfeld
4/25/2024 2:09am
... plucky chickens ran away from her, kat timpf. and he only serves soon armies, tyrus tyrus have to start ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 10:00pm
... tyrus: i be where i be and that's all you need to know. cities everywhere. judge jeanine: illinois. tyrus: judge, do you have a bird call? judge jeanine: no. an owl? shannon: good evening, welcome to washington. ...
FOX News: Special Report With Bret Baier
4/24/2024 10:00pm
... in states all over the country. jesse: where are you going to be the 27th 6 september. tyrus: i be where i be and that's all you need to know. cities everywhere. judge jeanine: illinois. tyrus: judge, do you have a bird call? judge jeanine: no. an owl? ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 10:00pm
... 9-year-old from england. much better. speaking of better. check out tyrus.com. check out my tyrus comedy tour in states all over the country. jesse: where are you going to be the 27th 6 september. ...
FOX News: Special Report With Bret Baier
4/24/2024 10:00pm
... tyrus: check out seagulls screeching contest in belgium. 9-year-old from england. much better. speaking of better. check out tyrus.com. check out my tyrus comedy tour ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 10:00pm
... the louvre. the activities included yoga, dance, stair climbing and running in different rooms and none of them were climate changers. all right. tyrus. tyrus: hit it! [laughter] tyrus: check out seagulls screeching contest in belgium. ...
FOX News: Special Report With Bret Baier
4/24/2024 10:00pm
... minute classes earlier today as part of a course named run in the louvre. the activities included yoga, dance, stair climbing and running in different rooms and none of them were climate changers. all right. tyrus. tyrus: hit it! [laughter] ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:59pm
... tyrus: sing it. hit it, jesse. dana: hit it, taylor. okay. that's all i got. judge jeanine: have you ever wanted to work out with the money la lisa or desmilo you are in look. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:59pm
... annoyed about my logistical. tyrus: we want the crowd to come out though. tonight, 'jesse watters primetime,' we have speaker johnson, john loved and adam carolla 8:00. dana: have you seen this taylor swift video? ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:59pm
... jesse: happy birthday, jan. now backing up into 9:00 a.m. on the 27 in vero beach going to be a long one. tyrus: where is that north of palm beach. a little too north because i'm staying in palm beach and ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:53pm
... right? dana: that's right. better than the movie, anyway. harold: extend the answer -- tyrus: overruled. judge jeanine: movies or movie theaters? tyrus: judge, overruled. 'one more thing' is up next. [laughter] life, diabetes, there's no slowing down. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:53pm
... jesse: you can buy a surround sound home studio for not a lot of money. tyrus: pennies on the dollar. judge jeanine: talking about movies or movie business. tyrus: dana, go. dana: i think seinfeld is right. tyrus: always read books, ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:53pm
... judge jeanine: no. tyrus: harold? harold: quality writing is alive but the movies, tv and everything, so much good stuff there. judge jeanine: there are movies on tv. tyrus: benefit of the doubt, yes or no. harold: the movie business as we know it is over, yes. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:53pm
... 'barbie' did well, 'oppenheimer,' and 'godzilla versus king kong' was phen phenomenal. jesse: who survived? tyrus: everybody survived. we have to go quick around here. do you believe movies are dead, yes or no? ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:52pm
... we haven't had good movies. judge jeanine: that's exactly -- tyrus: we have not had an 'godfather,' not an arnold schwarzenegger movie with one great line. what movies. we have had some good movies this summer. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:52pm
... already did. see if you could save at progressivecommercial.com. tyrus: there you go, jesse, get them up there, that's how we do it. what's the deal with hollywood? jerry seinfeld says the movie business is toast. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:47pm
... i consider myself a pretty emotionally intelligent person. i thought i -- tyrus: let's take a vote. jesse: nobody knows me better than tiktok. i go on just to see what's going on. i start a deep dive. next thing i know i'm just showered with videos of cute ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:47pm
... would like to apologize for everybody else being wrong about king kong. tyrus: 1933 -- jesse: kong lives, kong versus godzilla, kong lives. apology accepted. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:47pm
... man hollering at us in less than 15 minutes. jesse: holler at me. tyrus: to get a dish a pig but don't fly straight. harold: prime time? jesse: a clarification of something that was said in the b block on behalf of the table i ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:45pm
... you can be rest assured, tiktok is going to exist. it will be seamless to the consumer. you won't even know. harold: t? tyrus: as a parent, this is a joke. this is laughable. you are just passing one bad person over -- the differences _ ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:38pm
... come mid-august to mid-september. jesse: really good to have you back on the table. tyrus: giving me the benefit of the doubt. dana: always. jesse: up next, joe biden bounce tiktok as we know it. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:36pm
... they did not look good in the first inning and now we are in the second inning. we are at a time where the electorate is clearly unhappy and unsettled. unhappy with both candidates, to be candid about it. but it looks as if we are stuck with these candidates here. after what happened to your point, ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:35pm
... came across well? tyrus: i think it came across mine, jesse! how did i do, dana? listen, this whole election is going to come down facts or feelings. biden on feelings. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:26pm
... i would lay out -- judge jeanine: the judge -- tyrus: the judge already laid it out. but under this gag order, trump did not violate it. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:26pm
... do what you've got to do. jesse: should they put him in jail protecting a juror? tyrus: yes, but they didn't wait -- judge jeanine: whoa, whoa, whoa, where did he attack the juror? harold: asking a quiet stand, hypothetical. harold: judge, this is what ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:24pm
... king cons everywhere. jesse: king kong 2 was a little different. dana: tyrus -- what did you think of that media montage? tyrus: oh, man, jesse with king con is just completely blowing my mind. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:24pm
... cage eventually, cannot keep him down. tyrus: he took a white woman on top of a building and it was frowned upon in the '40s. jesse: i saw the end of that movie. tyrus: it was a bad day for ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:14pm
... or for that matter any professor who is teaching, as you said so well, tyrus, it is hamas. you cannot say you are a black panther or you are in isis and not be arrested, this is wrong, and they should be speaking about it. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:10pm
... jesse? jesse: ? jesse: zero. tyrus: i would be gone. we have to stop with the pro. they are not going to change. these are not young kids. these are pamphlet protesters who for some reason they have circled -- here is the deal. the way this stuff works, black ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:09pm
... so shallow that they didn't know that gaza is its own entity? they elected hamas to rule them. tyrus: a lot of things that make me upset. even we are doing it. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:09pm
... prosecuted. judge jeanine: you know, tyrus, one of the things i think is very disconcerting to so many people is free palestine, long live the and for tyler, the palestinians uprising and killing the jews, from the river to the sea, are these students ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:08pm
... as men can, and -- jesse: i definitely agree with that. tyrus: hear, hear. write that down. judge jeanine: no max before they are not taking the rate out at the embassies, they are taking the rage out on jewish students and the universities who have them ther. i do think one other thing i ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:06pm
... doctorate as a matter of principle, so let's just put that to bed right now. thank you, tyrus. judge jeanine: you know what, i'm going to go to dana now. i suspect that dana will agree with me that you do not speak for the women at this table. but the important question i want to ask dana is this. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 9:01pm
... dana perino, jesse watters, and tyrus. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is 'the five.' calls for cuddling the university president mahmoud chu ...
FOX News: Jesse Watters Primetime
4/24/2024 5:00am
... mike tyrus live comedy tour in cities all over the country m about ten, ten days away. i'm going to bene completely sod out. my entire tour. where is where is on it dec is everywhere is caterat, wil illinois, illinois. you know what the 1%. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 5:00am
... the game. wow. right. that's at's amaand if amazing. d and if you want to keep the amazing party going, boy, to roll downn my a comedy and 1 mike tyrus live comedy tour in cities all over the country m about ten, ten days away. i'm going to bene completely sod ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 4:58am
... is a canine companions. i dog and her name.e comp so dana was named after me,ed at rememberer this, tyrus? but dana was chosen to bee one of the breeding dogs for the organization, and she hado h ...
FOX News: The Five
4/24/2024 4:26am
... want. i agree with tyrus, hamas is a terrorist organization. are any of these people are they here on visas are they here illegally are they here from other countries, get them out of this country. the department of justice has to do that. ...
FOX News: Special Report With Bret Baier
4/23/2024 10:00pm
... everyone screams at you. everyone going for face shots. this is why they play the game. right? that's amazing. and if you want to keep the amazing party going. you need to roll down my tyrus live comedy tour in cities all over the country and 10 days ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 10:00pm
... to gladiator days. everyone screams at you. everyone going for face shots. this is why they play the game. right? that's amazing. and if you want to keep the amazing party going. you need to roll down my tyrus live comedy tour in cities all ...
FOX News: Special Report With Bret Baier
4/23/2024 10:00pm
... fight. this is why i love hockey playoff time because it's time to get it on. who has the biggest -- about who is the big dog in the yard, dana. dana: yep. tyrus: you will appreciate. this taking us all the way back to gladiator days. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 10:00pm
... got to have that dog in your fight. this is why i love hockey playoff time because it's time to get it on. who has the biggest -- about who is the big dog in the yard, dana. dana: yep. tyrus: you will appreciate. this taking us all the way back ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:59pm
... great coach jim who said never ever give up. congratulations, young lady. thank you for your work. judge jeanine: that's so nice. harold,. jesse: you are going to heaven. tyrus: i'm going with him. jesse: anything wrong with you, harold? tyrus: he cares too much. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:59pm
... 'jesse watters primetime' tonight the get it together series continues with the reformed amish stripper who has gotten it together. you are not going to believe. tyrus: thank goodness. jesse: won't believe how she turned it around. harold: utah special education teacher celebrated a very special ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:58pm
... dana was named after me. remember, this tyrus? chosen to be one of the breeding dogs for the organization. and she had six puppies and there you have them right there. and they will be going to the vets to get their first shots. they weigh about a pound right now. super cute. and they will grow up ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:58pm
... harold: happy birthday. tyrus: happy birthday you colonist. dana: a dog named dana is a day ninaday nine companion. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:52pm
... jesse: is that the real date? tyrus: no, i think we should go to dana. dana: i went. tyrus: this 'fastest' has slowed down because jesse was weird. weird stuff. all right, does anyone else here ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:52pm
... something. that is a guy i want to walk through a rally -- i don't like and threatening me, that's a guy. jesse: that's the kind of guy you want a january 6th, i hear you, harold. i hear you, buddy. tyrus: january 8th, we discussed it, the 8th. ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:52pm
... next to an alligator in a pond. judge jeanine: why? was it not as dangerous in the street? tyrus: in the middle of the street terrified, probably, trying to find a lake. harold, you know what it is. harold: let me tell you ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:52pm
... egg and a little help, that is so christian. judge jeanine: i'm so proud of him. god, the guy is incredible. i think of that old lady who was walking along the pod with her dog and the alligator came out. if only she knew how to do that. tyrus: or at least not walk ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:51pm
... judge jeanine: how do you know this? have you had an alligator? tyrus: legally in the state of louisiana? no. judge jeanine: how about illegally in the state of louisiana? tyrus: i happened across one that was hatching out of its ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:51pm
... to be fair, dana, we know you have had some problems with language -- you could be. they feed from the tail -- he had no problem -- dana: i would have no fear. tyrus: real quick, harold, you will probably know this, ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:50pm
... tyrus: yep, judge, it was me. welcome back. time for 'the fastest.' first up, get ready for the ultimate florida man video. a barefoot man wrangling and 8-foot alligator was also barefoot that was disturbing the ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:45pm
... nothing else going on. you know, judge, you turned sideways in the mirror so you look skinny and then you walk by and reality is waiting on you? it's the same thing with the woke. judge jeanine: why did you ask me that? tyrus: because the judge did not understand. judge jeanine: i got it! tyrus: ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:44pm
... everyone else's problem.' i'm going to answer my own question. this is absurd. if it's true, i'm a three-time racist because i have three dogs that i love them and i walk them whenever i can. tyrus? tyrus: i'm riding with you, which is white lightning on this ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:43pm
... tyrus: harold. [laughter] harold: welcome back! have liberals lost their doggone minds? woke activist now claim that having a dog in the city means ...
FOX News: The Five
4/23/2024 9:36pm
... cover for her incompetence? tyrus: i agree with dana. is not the laugh. we all have a laugh. i have a one syllable laugh. i go ha really loud when i find something funny, rarely. it is what happens before the laugh is the problem. she is not dropping gold and ...